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[C]

Have you [C]ever put butter on a Pop-Tart?
It's so frickin' [F]good.
Have you ever put butter on a P[C]op-Tart?
If you h[G]aven't, then I think you sh[C]ould.

[C]

I was [C]sittin' in the kitchen one day 
and I was itchin' to f[C]ill up my belly
with the pipin' hot jelly of the b[C]est
 damn treat in the wo[G]rld

He's tal[G]king Pop-Tarts

And I s[G]aw a stick of butter
and it al[G]most made me shudder 
and scream like a baby g[C]irl

I don't [C]want a giant penis

or a rocket trip to Venus.
I don't wanna win the lotte[F]ry
I just want to squat and gobble, 
till I'm d[C]izzy and I wobble
in a b[G]utter, 
fruit and dough tart dr[C]eam

So, [C]I put butter on a Pop-Tart.
It was so frickin' [F]good.
Have you ever put butter on a P[C]op-Tart?
If you h[G]aven't, 
then I think you sh[C]ould

Everybody come along with u[C]s!

Have you [C]ever put butter on a Pop-Tart!
It's so frickin' [F]good. Yeah!
Have you ever put butter on a Pop[C]-Tart!
If you h[G]aven't then 
I think you sh[C]ould.

Pop-Tart! With butter